Johnny Tweenies (GIBSON FRAZIER) is an old-fashioned and ever chipper newspaper reporter for the New York Sun-Telegram. In fact, he's so old-fashioned that people would swear he was straight from the 1920s based on the way he acts, talks and dresses. His art gallery girlfriend, Samantha Winter (SUSAN EGAN), thinks he's swell, but is beginning to get fed up with his decidedly less than amorous ways, a point she complains about to her gay co-worker, Richard Lancaster (DWIGHT EWELL).
Yet Johnny's as oblivious to Samantha's longings as he is to the importance -- or lack thereof -- of the stories he covers in his daily column. His newly assigned photographer and Richard's former lover, Timothy Burns (ANTHONY RAPP), obviously senses it, and thus takes artsy-craftsy pictures instead of ones related to the stories they're covering.
Of course the ever optimistic Johnny always wants to help out his fellow human being, and taking pity on Virginia Clemens (CARA BUONO), a recently out of work but aspiring opera singer, gets her a job at a record store where she manages to impresses Roman Navarro (FRANK GORSHIN), a presumed opera impresario.
Nevertheless, Johnny's attention must return to work when he learns that his job is to be cut. Hoping to capitalize on a story involving a local crime lord and his henchman, including the violent tempered Tyrus (ALAN DAVIDSON), who have recently threatened him, Johnny races against time to investigate and write his story while simultaneously trying to please Samantha, his mother, and various other people.