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"DEUCE BIGALOW: EUROPEAN GIGOLO"
(2005) (Rob Schneider, Eddie Griffin) (R)

Alcohol/
Drugs
Blood/Gore Disrespectful/
Bad Attitude
Frightening/
Tense Scenes
Guns/
Weapons
Heavy Moderate Heavy *Minor Moderate
Imitative
Behavior
Jump
Scenes
Music
(Scary/Tense)
Music
(Inappropriate)
Profanity
Moderate None Mild Moderate Heavy
Sex/
Nudity
Smoking Tense Family
Scenes
Topics To
Talk About
Violence
Extreme Moderate Minor Moderate *Moderate


QUICK TAKE:
Comedy: While visiting his pimp friend in Amsterdam, a low-end American gigolo tries to solve the case of who's killing his European counterparts.
PLOT:
Needing to flee the authorities due to an accident with which he was indirectly involved, low-end gigolo Deuce Bigalow (ROB SCHNEIDER) takes up friend TJ Hicks' (EDDIE GRIFFIN) offer to visit him in Amsterdam. TJ is a pimp for gigolos, also known as "man-whores," but most of his and others -- including Heinz Hummer (TIL SCHWEIGER), Lil' Kim (TOPPER) and Assapopolous (KOSTAS SOMMER) -- are operating scared nowadays as it appears someone is targeting them for death.

That's brought the attention of police detective Gaspar Voorsboch (JEROEN KRABBE) who, thanks to TJ being in the wrong place at the wrong tie, thinks he's the killer, and a gay one at that. As Deuce then sets out to clear his friend's name by servicing a number of women in hopes of luring out the killer, he finds himself falling for Gaspar's niece, Eva (HANNA VERBOOM), who suffers from obsessive-compulsive disorder.

WILL KIDS WANT TO SEE IT?
If they're fans of the first film, it's a good bet they will.
WHY THE MPAA RATED IT: R
For pervasive strong crude and sexual humor, language, nudity and drug content.
CAST AS ROLE MODELS:
  • ROB SCHNEIDER plays a lowly American gigolo who travels to Amsterdam to avoid the authorities and hooks up with his old friend TJ. After accidentally ingesting drugs, he sets out to clear TJ's name of the "man-whore" murders and visits various women in the guise of servicing them (to look for clues), all while falling for Eva.
  • EDDIE GRIFFIN plays his pimp friend who's selling his wares in Amsterdam, enjoys the local and legal drug scene, uses strong profanity and is more concerned about being labeled as gay than as a killer (although he's innocent of both).
  • JEROEN KRABBE plays a local cop who's trying to solve the "man-whore" murders and fingers TJ as the main suspect, but has deeper motives related to the case.
  • HANNA VERBOOM plays Gaspar's niece who falls for Deuce despite her obsessive compulsive disorder that manifests itself in various ways.
  • TIL SCHWEIGER plays a well-endowed gigolo who ends up as one of the murder victims.
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    OUR WORD TO PARENTS:
    The following is a brief summary of the content found in this R-rated comedy. Profanity consists of at least 4 "f" words, while other expletives and colorful phrases are uttered and a song contains some sexually related lyrics. Sexually related dialogue (covering a wide variety of topics from intercourse to oral sex to gay-related material and more) is present, while sexual encounters are implied or heard, and most of the characters are involved in the sex business in one fashion (prostitution) or another (porn movie).

    Nudity is present (male and female bare butts, female bare breasts) and other women are seen in revealing attire, while bulges are seen in men's pants and a running gag has a woman with a penis for a nose (under a veil that hides the occasional erection there). That results in a visual gag of a sneeze delivering semen onto various people's faces and one man unknowingly eating some after it falls into his soup. Other bits of crude humor are present (including a man holding another man's charred and severed penis, and various bits of scatological material), while various characters have varying degrees of bad attitudes, as does the film in making fun of people with physical abnormalities and psychological conditions or by playing off stereotypes.

    One person kills gigolos off camera, dolphins attack senior citizens when driven crazy, people are tossed about, a brief swordfight and other fighting occurs, and various bits of slapstick material are present. Other potentially imitative behavior occurs, while a man misses his wife who was killed in a shark attack and carries about her prosthetic leg as if it's her. Various characters smoke or drink, while one scene features people doing various drugs (legally) in Amsterdam, resulting in one visualized drug trip. Other brief drug use and related comments are also present, and all of the above is played for goofy, silly and sophomoric humor.

    Should you still be concerned about the film's appropriateness for yourself or anyone else in your home, you may want to look more closely at our detailed listings for more specific information regarding the film's content.


    ALCOHOL OR DRUG USE
  • A man delivers some hash to TJ in a restaurant, shocking Deuce who tells him to put it away when a policeman enters the place. The cop, however, comes over and lights TJ's joint for him. TJ comments on the various drugs one can get there (including "freaky deaky") and we see other patrons partaking in all of them (smoking a joint, using a bong, one falling over in laughter, etc.). Deuce states that he's never done and never will do drugs, but TJ has some "space cake" brought over to Deuce who eats some (it's laced with drugs, unbeknownst to him). We then see and hear Deuce's drug-induced, altered state (with distorted visuals and echoey audio) where he imagines entering a painting, etc.
  • Finding Heinz dead in an alley, Deuce thinks he's just wasted and carries him back to TJ's place.
  • A gigolo has wine.
  • After a cop stops him near a sign that indicates that it's a no unloading pot zone, a man complains that he needs the pot for a party.
  • Miscellaneous people have drinks.
  • Eva makes a comment that one form of her obsessive-compulsive disorder is having to drink alcohol from a shoe and we later see Deuce providing her just that.
  • Deuce goes out with a woman who has what's called a "throat hole" in her neck (from which she talks with a voice synthesizer). She then drinks wine and it squirts out and hits Deuce on the face.
  • Deuce and his female client have wine.
  • A man puts a mug of ale down onto a woman's hunchback (when Deuce and the woman are drinking).
  • We see TJ in a costume, asking aloud who wants to get high.
  • Eva tells Deuce to pour them a drink and we then see him with one.
  • There's talk of people using hash.
  • We see an older woman smoking from a bong.
  • BLOOD/GORE
  • We see a few photos of dead gigolos' faces, but beyond being dead, they only have some lipstick marks on them.
  • Food from a choking person's mouth pops out and lands in another person's throat.
  • TJ accidentally spills some French fries into a stranger's toilet. He thinks about it for a moment and then retrieves one, eating it. He then retrieves another and licks the water off it before eating it.
  • We see TJ's urine stream as he stands in front of a toilet.
  • Deuce goes out with a woman who has what's called a "throat hole" in her neck (from which she talks with a voice synthesizer). She then loudly clears phlegm from that, blowing it into a cloth napkin.
  • What appears to be bad facial lesions on a woman (some of which smear off onto Deuce's face) turn out to be just dirt.
  • Copious amounts of semen land on two restaurant patron's faces, and a third glob lands in a man's soup and he unknowingly eats it (we see it on his spoon and into his mouth).
  • As TJ and Deuce try to hide up on a ceiling, TJ says he has to fart and then proceeds to do so, a lot, and with progressively louder and wet-sounding sounds.
  • We see the charred corpse of a gigolo who was burned to a crisp in a tanning bed (played for laughs, including sights of that body). TJ then ends up holding the man's charred, severed penis. Surveillance footage (continuing the joke of TJ being gay) shows him on top of the charred corpse on that tanning bed and holding that charred penis.
  • Gaspar complains about tourists defecating on the streets. When Deuce doubts that, we see a man squatted down on the street.
  • We see a guy's urine stream as he urinates on the street.
  • We see a guy urinating on something.
  • DISRESPECTFUL/BAD ATTITUDE
  • Although not meant to be taken seriously, the film makes fun of people with physical abnormalities (including an adult child of a Chernobyl worker), psychological disorders, Asian men and the size of their genitalia, the visually impaired and more.
  • We see that a married woman has had sex with a gigolo.
  • Some young boys are brats toward Deuce, making fun of his profession and the fact that his wife died by shark attack in the past.
  • On TV, we see a boy lying about Deuce and that he "tried to touch my..." (the channel is changed or the TV is shut off, but the implication is the final word is "balls").
  • Deuce flees the country when he's wrongly accused of an accident and molesting a boy.
  • Some viewers might not like disparaging jokes aimed at the Bush administration and the war in Iraq.
  • Deuce, TJ and many other men are male prostitutes.
  • Some viewers might not like several repeated stereotypical jokes about an Asian man not being well-endowed.
  • Some viewers might not like the gay-related humor in the film (where TJ isn't as concerned about being labeled a murderer as he is being called gay, etc.).
  • Deuce states that TJ isn't normal gay, but rather crazy gay and musical theater gay.
  • An older gigolo complains about the union enforcing rules about intercourse with underage girls and being forced to wash one's privates between customers.
  • The terms "homo" and "faggot" are used.
  • Some viewers might not like a joke stemming from choking on food in a restaurant.
  • A French guy repeatedly throws his cigarette into an aquarium tank despite being told of its detrimental effects on the animals inside it.
  • A French man comes on to Eva, telling her she has a "nice ass." He then tells her that he'd like to take her from behind, that he's uncircumcised and that his penis is shaped like a torpedo.
  • One gigolo has a bad attitude toward Deuce.
  • The gigolo killer obviously has a bad attitude and plans on killing more and framing Deuce for the acts.
  • TJ talks about Russian women's privates, pubic hair, oral sex on them and having to close one's nose during that.
  • A person refers to a small person as a "midget."
  • TJ goes out with women with various bodily deformities (a large hump, enormous ears) and others make fun of them for that.
  • FRIGHTENING SCENES
  • It's possible a few scenes listed under "Violence" could be unsettling or suspenseful to some viewers, but everything is played for goofy laughs and nothing more.
  • GUNS/WEAPONS
  • Handguns/Automatic weapon/Swords/Explosives: Seen, carried and/or used to threaten others and/or cause property damage. See "Violence" for details.
  • IMITATIVE BEHAVIOR
  • Phrases: "F*ck you," "F*cking excellent," "Those m*therf*ckers," "Did I get ass f*cked?" "You won't believe this sh*t," "Holy sh*t," "Oh sh*t," "No sh*t," "What a dipsh*t," "You stupid sh*t," "This guy knows his sh*t," "You d*ck," "The gigolo with the most below," "Deuce not so big below," "Golden boner," "Man-whore," "(You stupid) he-bitch," "Bastards," "I hope that man rots in hell," "Pimp of Da Sea" (the name of TJ's boat), "Pissing," "Boney ass," "Hos," (whores), "Old ass," "Dumb ass," "You idiot," "I don't give a damn," "White ass," "Nut sack" (scrotum), "She-John," "Faggot," "Homo," "Bitch" (men and women), "Big hairy balls" (testicles), "Loser," "Douche," "You freak," "Midget" and "Freaks."
  • Some kids might be enticed to make up names for wild-sounding sexual practices, such as the "Dirty Lopez" and more.
  • A gigolo jumps down from a balcony to the floor below to avoid detection.
  • Eva has obsessive-compulsive disorder that causes her to do various things, such as slapping her head several times whenever anyone sneezes and biting Deuce's arm when she hears a bell.
  • During a montage, we see a gigolo who uses the fingers on both hands (one in a circle) to make a symbolic thrusting gesture for sex.
  • Various gigolos come clean about their fakery, including one pulling a large cucumber from his pants, while an Asian one pulls a small tootsie roll from his.
  • JUMP SCENES
  • None.
  • MUSIC (SCARY/TENSE)
  • A mild amount of comedy-based suspenseful and ominous music plays in the film.
  • MUSIC (INAPPROPRIATE)
  • A song has lyrics about "take your time with me" and "grind with me."
  • PROFANITY
  • At least 4 "f" words (1 used with "mother" and 1 used sexually, as is the term "banging"), 9 "s" words, 5 slang terms using male genitals ("wang," "schlong" and "d*ck"), 2 using female ones ("c*nt"), many using cross-gender genital slang (including but not limited to "cream-sicle," "he-p*ssy," "man-gina," "she-c*ck," "sn*tch pole" and "tw*t-sicle"), 2 for breasts ("t*tty" and "boobies"), 11 asses, 6 damns,`1 hell, 4 uses of "G-damn" and 1 use of "Oh my God."
  • SEX/NUDITY
  • The following should be considered a bare minimum considering that so much sexual content and dialogue is present that it was difficult to note everything.
  • Various sexually related slang terms for male and female genitalia are present throughout the film.
  • We see a gigolo's bare butt (in close-up), while a woman (sporting cleavage and who's just had an affair with the gigolo) thanks him for the night before. The man avoids detection by her husband, but runs into the family maid who also thanks him for the night before. Ready to drive away, the gigolo is stopped by a gun-toting male guard who also thanks him for the night before.
  • On TV, we see a boy lying about Deuce and that he "tried to touch my..." (the channel is changed or the TV is shut off, but the implication is the final word is "balls").
  • Deuce stares at a buxom woman who's cleaning a window in a wet T-shirt on the other side of the glass from him. He keeps telling to get a spot, causing her to reach for it and thus press her wet t-shirt covered breasts against the glass.
  • We see various scantily clad sex workers (one in a thong bottom, both showing cleavage) in displays windows in Amsterdam's red light district.
  • Deuce, TJ and many other men are male prostitutes.
  • An Asian gigolo, who works for TJ, says he's taking "my three inches elsewhere."
  • TJ states that Heinz is the gigolo with "the most below" (genital related).
  • We see Heinz with a very exaggerated bulge in the front of his pants, comments are made about a "golden boner" and Heinz tells TJ that he won it twice (the award named that) and to ask his (TJ's) ex-girlfriend for proof. He's known as the "lord of the wang" and is noted as having a "big, juicy" one.
  • In Deuce's drug-addled state, he images a buxom young woman enticing him to join her in a painting (she's already in it). He does and she states that the thing that turns her on is the thought of a guy sitting in his "tighty-whiteys" and surfing free porn sites. She then tells him to kiss her chest, so he buries his head in her cleavage, but when he comes to, he's biting TJ's chest back in a restaurant.
  • Heinz is noted as the gigolo with the most below and tells a prospective customer that he can give her a "cream-sicle."
  • We see the weather lady on TV start to strip, eventually down to her bare breasts.
  • TJ is prepared to dispose of a dead gigolo's clothed body, but is then curious about the man's legendary penis. He then unzips his pants and is shocked at what he sees (we don't see it), stating that he knows why his (TJ's) girlfriend never came back to him and he comments on the "big, juicy schlong." Passersby, however, snap photos of him that we then see where he's holding up clothing at the dead man's crotch area.
  • Various sexual practices are referenced, including one called a "Dirty Lopez."
  • TJ says he apologized calling all of his mom's friends when he was pleasuring himself.
  • TJ says that he's heard Assapopolous "can kiss you with his butt-hole."
  • A comment is made that a gigolo's ancestor gave somebody crabs.
  • A guy lists various sexual practices by their non-explicit, descriptive names.
  • A penis ring is introduced for the gigolos (to go inside the woman during sex so that they can be tracked), with the comment being made that they're smaller for the Asian gigolos.
  • An older gigolo complains about the union enforcing rules about intercourse with underage girls and being forced to wash one's privates between customers. He also says he became one to have intercourse.
  • An experienced gigolo tells Deuce that he has to teach him about how to pleasure a woman. As he starts, however, he begins to choke and thus sticks out his tongue, makes faces, grabs his head, etc., all of which Deuce imitates, thinking it's a means of performing oral sex.
  • TJ puts his hand down inside a man's pants to retrieve a list, but is photographed that way, making him look gay.
  • A large woman tells Deuce to take off his clothes and then has him dressed like a baby (in just a diaper and bonnet). She then exposes her bra-covered breasts and asks if he wants to feed on her "boobies."
  • A French man comes on to Eva, telling her she has a "nice ass." He then tells her that he'd like to take her from behind, that he's uncircumcised and that his penis is shaped like a torpedo.
  • A woman drives up and states she needs a gigolo fix, but the gigolos are so afraid of the killer that they come up with excuses not to go off with her, including one stating he already performed a sexual act and another saying the dog ate his penis.
  • A man jokes that Deuce's name is "Deuce not so big below."
  • A gigolo sarcastically asks Deuce if he knows when a woman's had an orgasm. Deuce then states it's when the woman tells him to stop, says that he tried, and then tells him to get off her.
  • A sexual technique is known as a "Castro."
  • A woman states that she was a phone sex operator.
  • A man goes in for an "ass hair bleaching" and we see him with just a towel around him as he positions himself on the bleaching equipment.
  • Gigolos give excuses for not going out with clients, such as one having already performed a "chili rainbow" and being exhausted, one saying he has herpes, and a third saying he's just realized he's gay. That man then sheepishly asks if any of the guys "want a blow job," with one man saying he does and the announcer then reluctantly saying he guesses he should go put that man's penis in his mouth.
  • TJ talks about Russian women's privates, pubic hair, oral sex on them and having to close one's nose during that.
  • The TV weather woman shows her bare breasts again during a broadcast.
  • A woman, who wears a scarf over her lower face, states that her mother was at Chernobyl and thus she (the woman) was born with a penis on her face rather than a nose. Trying to make her feel better, Deuce states that a lot of women would like to have a guy's "d*ck" on their face. The woman then says that she likes him and we see an erection form under the veil on her face (lifting the veil upward and outward). Deuce is shocked and says that he'll ask the penis (correcting that to "pianist") something. When the two dance, he must duck from that erection when she turns her head. She then sneezes several times, with copious amounts of semen landing on two patron's faces, and a third glob landing in a man's soup and he unknowingly eats it (we see it on his spoon and into his mouth).
  • Deuce hears sexual sounds coming from the set of a porno movie, prompting him to think Eva is a porn actress and is making those sounds. We hear others saying many are waiting for her on the set, and Deuce then sees a long line of men (and one donkey) waiting, making him think they'll all have sex with her. He then rushes in and pulls a small person off a woman (it turns out not to be Eva who's a set painter).
  • TJ goes out with women with various bodily deformities (a large hump, enormous ears) and others make fun of them for that. Deuce then makes them feel better by drawing the attention to himself, but also, apparently, by getting breast or at least cleavage enhancements for them (we see their ample cleavage).
  • Various young women show varying amounts of cleavage in various scenes.
  • A gigolo tells a male bouncer that he (the gigolo) is a good "man-whore," adding, "Just ask your mother." When the bouncer says the gigolo has to leave, the latter replies, "That's what your mom said when I was banging her."
  • We see a gigolo in a very small bathing suit as he lies down in a tanning bed.
  • TJ shows Deuce around a gigolo museum of sorts, naming names and making comments such as "shooting his load," "doggy-style," "69-ing a moose," "Kunta c*nt licker" and something about the reach around effects of zero gravity (other such related comments are also made).
  • We see the charred corpse of a gigolo who was burned to a crisp in a tanning bed (played for laughs, including sights of that body). TJ then ends up holding the man's charred, severed penis. Surveillance footage (continuing the joke of TJ being gay) shows him on top of the charred corpse on that tanning bed and holding that charred penis.
  • Eva shows some cleavage wearing a towel. Later, when she thinks Deuce wants to have sex (after he says something about giving her everything he's got), she drops the towel to reveal herself in some revealing panties and a bra. She goes off into another room (as a song with sexual lyrics plays), but he runs away, concerned that she's the killer.
  • A song has lyrics about "take your time with me" and "grind with me."
  • We hear a gigolo talking on the phone about using lubrication and then hear that he's talking to his mom.
  • There's talk of people fornicating.
  • We hear about the "golden boner" award at a gigolo ceremony and the comment "wood no matter what" is made. We also see various sizes of the awards statue (small and large) that look like regular awards trophies, but show a bare butt and the man's hands down at his crotch where "he" holds a sword handle that looks like an erection.
  • Eva shows some cleavage.
  • Once in prison, TJ tells the prisoners there (worried about gay rape) that he has glass shards in his "ass" that's now like a cheese grater.
  • Assapopolous strips down to small briefs during an awards ceremony, causing the veiled woman's nose-penis to go erect (beneath that veil).
  • We see a flashback to Gaspar being a student in a gigolo sex class where an instructor is talking about the technique known as the Portuguese Breakfast. We see a woman lying face down on a table with her legs/butt up in the air (we only see her lower legs/feet sticking up) and the instructor pouring raw eggs presumably onto her butt and/or genitals. At the same time, Gaspar has borrowed a penis pump from another student and we see it, but none of their genitals) and rapidly pumps the ball until we hear a loud popping sound (indicating his penis has popped). We then see the woman on the table rise up and see part of her bare breasts and bare back.
  • During a montage, we see a big/long bulge in a man's pants, while another gigolo uses the fingers on both hands (one in a circle) to make a symbolic thrusting gesture for sex.
  • There's more sexual talk.
  • A person states "I faked it" (referring to sex).
  • Comments are made about Irish facials (presumable ejaculate on a person's face).
  • Various gigolos come clean about their fakery, including one pulling a large cucumber from his pants, while an Asian one pulls a small tootsie roll from his.
  • The woman with a penis-nose trips and falls (with her covered nose erection) toward the woman with the "throat hole" (with the implication being that the erection goes into the hole, but we don't see that).
  • Deuce and Eva kiss, with her thinking he has an erection, but it's just the detonator box he took from Gaspar.
  • Speaking for the question on Deuce's mind about his time in prison, TJ asks, "Did I get ass f*cked?"
  • We see various gay gigolos (clothed and standing outside) who now work for TJ who's their pimp and the term "she-c*ck" is used.
  • During the "whatever happened to" end credits, various bits of sexual material are present, including one about the woman with the penis-nose and a sexual act that made everyone sick at her wedding, and that the Asian gigolo got a penis enlargement that's taken him up to a total of four inches long.
  • SMOKING
  • TJ smokes once, while miscellaneous characters smoke (cigarettes and cigars) in various scenes.
  • A French guy repeatedly throws his cigarette into an aquarium tank despite being told of its detrimental effects on the animals inside it.
  • Deuce goes out with a woman who has what's called a "throat hole" in her neck. She then smokes and the smoke comes out that hole).
  • TENSE FAMILY SCENES
  • Deuce carries his late wife's prosthetic leg, stating that's all he has left of her.
  • TOPICS TO TALK ABOUT
  • Making fun of people who are "different" and/or using them as comic fodder.
  • Obsessive compulsive disorder.
  • Prostitution, whether of the male or female variety.
  • Deuce carries his late wife's prosthetic leg, stating that's all he has left of her.
  • Drug use in foreign countries.
  • TJ goes out with women with various bodily deformities (a large hump, enormous ears) and others make fun of them for that. Deuce then makes them feel better by drawing the attention to himself, but also, apparently, by getting breast or at least cleavage enhancements for them (we see their ample cleavage).
  • VIOLENCE
  • All of the following is played for comedy and not graphic realism.
  • A large truck pushes a stopped car onto a railroad track as a train approaches. The driver, a gigolo, screams like a girl and it's implied that he's killed, but we don't see the impact.
  • Some dolphins go crazy (from sounds emanating from Deuce's sonic device that some boys have put into the water) and attack visually impaired senior citizens who are swimming with them. Several seniors are bit on the leg, one is bit in the crotch and another is banged quite hard into a metal buoy.
  • While carrying his late wife's prosthetic leg, Deuce inadvertently hits several people on the head and elsewhere with it as he passes by them with it on a plane.
  • We see a flashback to Deuce and his new wife swimming in the waters off Mexico when she spots a shark fin (we don't see it) and then is tugged under the water (all played for comedy, although it could be unsettling for some viewers).
  • A miscellaneous, pro-American woman is hit in the head with what looks like a thrown brick and falls off a bridge.
  • The pimp killer pushes Heinz back against a wall in an alley and then does so again. The next we see Heinz, he's dead in the alley (but we don't know from what).
  • Finding Heinz dead in an alley, Deuce thinks he's just wasted and carries him back to TJ's place. Once TJ realizes Heinz is dead, he and Deuce test that by hitting or smashing the dead man on the head with progressively larger things, culminating in a bowling ball to the head. TJ later drags the body down to the water and the head bounces on each concrete step going down.
  • We see Deuce blasting out through a glass window and landing in some trash in an adjacent alley.
  • Seeing TJ's testicles (we don't) as he urinates, and thinking they're toys, a cat jumps and attaches itself to TJ's crotch. TJ then whacks the cat with the toilet brush, slams it against the wall and a door, and slams the door on it, trying to get it off him (all played for comedy).
  • A large woman clotheslines Deuce to the floor.
  • Eva has obsessive-compulsive disorder that causes her to do various things, such as slapping her head several times whenever anyone sneezes and biting Deuce's arm when she hears a bell.
  • We see big objects (bricks or rocks, etc.) hitting a tied up man's head (who was a jerk to Deuce and Eva).
  • Deuce rushes onto a movie set, punching one person in the face and pushing another aside. Then thinking a small person is having sex with Eva on the set of a porno movie, Deuce rushes up and grabs the man off the woman (who's not Eva and there's no nudity) and tosses him out through a glass window into a body of water below. Moments later, the small person returns and head-butts Deuce in the crotch, doubling him over in pain.
  • A bouncer throws a gigolo to a dumpster in an alley.
  • As TJ and Deuce try to hide up on a ceiling, the two end up falling and crashing through a display case beneath them.
  • Deuce ends up grabbing the hot end of a fireplace poker that Eva is holding.
  • Thinking Deuce is on to him, Gaspar reaches for a handgun in a drawer, but puts it away when Deuce says he thinks the killer is Eva. Later, Gaspar holds that gun on Deuce as they drive, followed by them struggling over the gun. That causes them to run over various things on the road before eventually crashing. Eva then loses control of her scooter and slides to a crash stop near them.
  • Gaspar rides a stage rigging sandbag down onto Deuce. The two then get into a swordfight where Deuce tries to defend himself from Gaspar's attacks.
  • A woman slaps a gigolo.
  • After liquid is sprayed onto Gasper from a woman's "neck hole," Deuce hits him over the head, knocking him out.
  • A detonator box is accidentally activated, causing a large explosion in a building behind people (but it appears no one is hurt).



  • Reviewed August 8, 2005 / Posted August 12, 2005

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